The list game

Ok, add one item to the list and then give the list an appropriate title (like Top Ten _____ ). Ready?

1) A dashboard hula guy.
2) A signed copy of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
3) Naked pics of Bea Arthur
4) A case of Pop Rocks
5) Fruit-scented Magic Markers (pkg of 8)
6) A hand knitted scarf (made by yo momma)
7) 3 Pez dispensers (Yoda, Gonzo, and Batman)
8) One giant afro wig
9) A can of spray cheese (jalapeno flavor)
10) ???