Things to avoid saying to me this week

1. "Oh my God, what happened to your face?"
2. "I didn't even notice that until you said something."
3. "Just looking at you is giving me a stomach ache."
4. "You're lucky. At least you still have your teeth."
5. "Something looks different, but I'm not sure what it is."
6. "You remind me of someone....oh yeah, one of the Simpsons."
7. "So, you wanna go out clubbing tonight?"
8. "Geez, if I looked like that, I wouldn't have left my house."
9. "Does it hurt?"
10. "It could be worse....it could be permanent."