Why I oughtta....

Damn kids playing their sucky ass music ridiculously loud and partying on the deck outside my bedroom window at 2am... people are trying to sleep, dammit!! I understand they have no concept of time or adult responsibility, but frickin' hell!!! How many times do I have to ask them to keep it down? Even more annoying is the fact that I sleep in next to nothing, so I have to fumble around in the dark for pajamas before I open the window and explain to the drunken idiots on the deck that they sound like a herd of wild goats stomping around in my bedroom. I swear to gawd I should be kicking ass and taking names.

Damn, I sound old.