A Modest Proposal

In order to reduce overall stress levels, establish a healthier, more positive work environment and a more productive work force, I propose a new nationwide work scheduling system: mandatory two week paid vacation every other month. All in favor?

Yesterday, a resident brought 4 bottles of different wines to us here in the office. Can you say sweet? He said he'd bring more (he works for a distributor) before he moves to his new house. So, last night I cracked open the bottle of chardonnay I took home and tried not to think about work. I'm sure that by November, I'll be ready to go on vacation again. Either that or I'll be an official wino.