Compare And Contrast

After watching Less Than Zero last night, I realize how much better my life is than those messed up kids from LA in the 80's. Ok, so I'm not a model and I don't have easy access to cocaine. No, I don't have a cool red convertible or go to swanky parties. I've never slept with Andrew McCarthy or Robert Downey Jr. (cracked out or otherwise) and I don't have a loft in Beverly Hills. I've never shagged my best friend by the pool while our parents were right inside having a Christmas party and I've never spent two days detoxing from drugs while my friends took care of me... geez. How boring am I? I never get to do anything fun.