If I Had A Million Dollars...

Hell yeah, I'd get Da Vinci veneers on my teeth! You know how much those suckers cost? $700-$1200! Per tooth!! Those ladies on The Swan who are bitching about having to wear a stupid chin strap for a few weeks are a bunch of whiners. Free surgery, free dental work, free therapy and free living for three months....what the hell do you have to bitch about? A little post-op pain? Suck it up, ladies...the pain killers are free too. So unless you live in some country where the treatments you've gotten are free to everyone, you should be kissing Nely Galan's(the Swan coach and exec producer of the show) perfectly toned ass and make the most of every single free minute you have in LA. All the personal attention you've had for the last three months won't be there back at home in the real world.