I *Am* A Girl You Know...

I'm going to Sam's bachelor shindig tomorrow night. Yeah, those are traditionally dude-type thingies, but it's only recently been brought to the attention of my male friends that I am, in fact, a girl so it's no surprise that I've been asked along for the ride. This just reinforces my belief that I'm forever going to be thought of as a "friend girl" rather than a girlfriend. And now I'm probably going to be subjected to boobies again. Dammit, man. I swear to gawd, if it wasn't Sam and Owen, I'd have kicked the guys square in the junk by now.