Open, damn you!!

Why is the library closed on Monday? I don't get it. People need information on Monday the same as all the other days of the week. Are librarians anti-Monday or something? It not like the books and computers need a break or anything... they like dispersing knowledge! It's their job! The people need the knowledge, dammit! And what about those unfortunate individuals who rely on the measly hour a day internet access the library provides? What are they supposed to do on Mondays? It's not like the internet stops for Monday...e-mail still needs to be sent, weblogs still need to be updated, online comics still need to be read.... The library is just encouraging the universal hatred for Mondays and I, for one, am not buying into it. I'm just going to start hating the library. It's not Monday's fault the damn building is closed...