Social Retardation

Why is it that I spend morning after morning wishing this cute guy I always see on the bus would notice and talk to me and then when he finally does, I find out he's in a band, we went to the same college and we hit it off, but I am such a social retard that I didn't bother to ask his name? He didn't ask mine either, so maybe we're both retarded enough to be a perfect match...