I need a sponsor

No, not an AA sponsor. I need a financial sponsor....someone who has so much money that he/she will never be able to spend it all and wants to give some of it to me. That would be really excellent. Ooo, or a grant from the government would work. They give money to artists, right? I could be an artist.... I could! Or maybe I could just find someone who is dying to will some cash to me. That'd be alright since they aren't going to be needing it anyway. I'd wait.

Have I mentioned how much I hate having no money?