What's with the cheezy grin, you ask?

I would love to divulge the details of the past weekend here, but that information is classified and you don't have the proper security clearance. In other words, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. All I can say is this:

1.) I had a fantabulous time.
2.) The best plan is to have no plan.
3.) Breaking self-imposed rules is fun.
4.) Geography sucks.
5.) I miniature golf like Mark's grandma.