The Ides of March

Yep, it's Caesar's doom day and in honor of this I've decided to do a top ten list. I know, I know, normally there's a Friday Five Q&A session, but it's the Ides of March, man. So, here it is:

Top Ten All Time Worst Ways to Die (according to me):

10. being burned alive

9. drowning

8. being buried alive

7. hypothermia

6. impalement

5. parachute failure

4. flesh-eating bacteria

3. being eaten by something (like bugs or piranha or wild dogs)

2. terminal illness (cancer, AIDS, etc.)

1. being forced to eat until you expolode (a la the gluttony scene from the movie "Seven")