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Have I mentioned how much I love corn? I mean, I really love corn. Best invention since spray cheeze. Anything you put it in becomes infinitely better. Ok, not anything....don't go putting corn in your custard-filled maple bar. No, I said don't..... ok, but I warned you. Aw, dude, that's gross. Ok, I like corn, but dang! Here I was trying to help the people feel the corn love and you had to go and mess it up with your damn maple bar! Well poo on you! I'll take my corn love elsewhere, thankyouverymuch.... sick bastard.