Notes to self

Call your sister. Again. But don't expect her to answer the phone. Just leave another message.

Pick up wine for Thanksgiving.

Find a date for New Years.

When you have a head cold, avoid milk in any form at all costs.

No, those pants don't make your ass look big; your ass makes your ass look big.

If someone comes along and offers to pay you to blog all day, don't cry until they've given you your first paycheck and even then, wait until you're alone.